Wednesday, January 24, 2007

If a tree falls in the forest...

If a man and woman- both with genital piercings- are having sex, would it sound like knitting?

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Some wisdom for the day

Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round heads in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status-quo. You can quote them. Disagree with them. Glorify, or villify them. But the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius.
Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.

- Think Different Apple

Friday, January 19, 2007

Man sues for new foreskin

A German man who was circumcised against his will during emergency penis surgery is suing his doctor for cash to rebuild his foreskin.

Karl Spandl, 50, from Bonn was rushed to the Troisdorf Hospital for surgery after a painful abscess developed on his penis.

But while he was under the knife his doctor, unnamed for legal reasons, also chose to remove his foreskin to prevent complications.

Spandl said: "When I woke up I almost passed out again with shock. I never said they could take that. And now I have almost no feeling in the tip - my sex life has been totally ruined."

The mechanic is now demanding £14,000 from his surgeon for a second penis operation - this time to rebuild his foreskin using membranes taken from inside his mouth.

The case will be decided by the Bonn Higher Regional Court.

Saturday, January 06, 2007

Taking a break

I'm taking a break from the internet from 1/6-1/12. I may or may not check my email, so if you need to get ahold of me you should call.

Although if you know me at all, you know that I likely won't answer the phone since I've got phone phobia. So then I guess you could snail mail me a letter, but I probably won't get it until next week, by which time I'll be back online.

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Silly Haiku

Grapefruit juice stings eyes
when you're peeling it it squirts
Eighteen pounds on sale

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Supersize Me

We just watched the movie "Supersize Me". It was quite enlightening, and I highly recommend it.

It really disgusted me to find out that it costs about the same to have healthy fresh lunches prepared in schools as it does for the regular fries-pizza-soda lunches they have now; but they dont switch because they make money from the brand name companies like Pepsi, Doritos, etc.